“Oh boy! Another Monday, another Indie Wonderland. I can’t wait to see what delicious slice of hot gaming pie we’re getting served up this week. Hey, I know: maybe looking at Jarenth’s Steam account can give me some clue to what he’s been playing this week…”
“Okay, cool, Stellaris then? That’ll do. Make with the word jokes, funny-man.”
Hmm. Okay, so. This is a little awkward.
I can’t actually review Stellaris.
After the break: why can’t I review Stellaris? And why am I struggling to try anyway?