You guys know what the worst part about having a secret super weakness is? I’ll tell you: it’s people finding out that weakness. That shit is just the worst. Almost makes having a secret weakness not worth it in the first place.
For instance that one Megan Fox who creates video games — games about kitties and fire and kitties and private eyes, all good stuff — has, either through sleuthing or through happenstance, figured out that I am super weak to learning about new, cool-sounding games. And make no mistake: she is using this knowledge for nefarious purposes. Sure, to casual observers, it looks as if she’s just tweeting about cool new games for her several hundred followers with no obvious ill intent. But I know the truth, oh yes, I do.
Anyway, I’m sure you’ll be able to work out how that screed relates to me playing Halfway, the apparently first major release of development gang Robotality, for Indie Wonderland this week. See if you can connect the dots.
(Spoiler levels: Narrative, medium. Mechanical, relatively high.)