Ranonauts – The Dumbest Thing I Have Seen

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With the activation of the Jackal Armour mod and the arrival of the monthly budget. The Ranonauts Project is officially entering minor cheats territory. We are reintroducing one of the few features Xenonauts deliberately tries to avoid copying from X-COM. The ability to redirect manufacturing efforts to purely economic ends through making items that cost less than their sale price. Without that we are doomed to a fairly slow reduction in capabilities until we lose. I just don’t think that is very fun.

We also get to watch the dumbest thing I have seen in Xenonauts so far. It looks like Charlie paid a lot less attention to his RPG lessons than I expected. Frankly I am surprised that “Don’t shoot the wall in front of you” is a lesson that needs to be taught, let alone one that might not be absorbed fully by the student but here we are.

The Ranonauts Project would like to offer it’s congratulations to:

  • The alien captain for taking out 4 Ranonauts single-handedly

The Ranonauts would like to offer its condolences to the families of the following officers:

  • Pedro260
  • Ventilator
  • 2 game generated soldiers

To date Ranonauts has:

  • defended the earth for 3 months
  • lost 23 soldiers
  • killed 131 aliens in 16 ground battles
  • captured 14 aliens
  • shot down 20 alien spacecraft
  • had 1 aircraft shot down
  • received $8,092,621 in funding

Ranonauts is in desperate need for new recruits after recent… incidents, if you or a friend would like to become a soldier in the Ranonauts project please leave a comment or fill in your information here, the next set of new soldiers will arrive in episode twenty-one.

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