Ninjustin here, and you heard it here first! Jarenth and I are going to STREAM VIDEO GAMES LIVE FOR YOU!
Q: Which Saturday? This one? Next one? A distant Saturday, perhaps in 2019? Also, when on said hypothetical Saturday?
A: Saturday, November 15th, 2014, at 2:00 PM Central time. Mark your calendar and set an alarm on your iOS or Android device, motherfucker.
Q: Who all will be there?
A: Jarenth and I will be speaking. Val might also hop on the server. (I figure she deserves a spot since she made the art for this very website.) We won’t be letting anyone else on voice chat this first time.
Q: Video games, you say?
A: I’ve got my sights on FTL, which I’ve recently picked back up and been playing more than I probably should be. If we get bored, I might switch to Spelunky. Or something else. I’m keeping my mind open.
Q: Where are you streaming? Livestream? Twitch? Youtube? Hitbox?! A CAMCORDER FROM THE 90S??!!
A: I dunno. We’ll spend the next few days testing different streaming software and websites. On the day of the stream I’ll post a link here. Stay tuned.
Q: But I’ve got a wild party on Saturday!
A: Reschedule it, motherfucker.