Ninja Blues: Castle Crashers — Episode 1.1

Hello, readers! Remember back when me and JPH, Internet Ninja, used to play a terrible game? Well, we’re back with some more of that! Except for two changes:

First, we’ve gone for a name change: what was previously Jarenth and JPH Plays will now be Ninja Blues, forever. I’ll give you a second to wrap your head around that naming scheme.

Second, the game we’re playing this time is actually not terrible.


You may have noticed that the introduction skips over the frame with my handsome face in it. JPH claims this is because of random uploading errors. I hold a different theory.

So, Castle Crashers. Pretty fun! This first episode will run a scant two parts, which is partially good news: I’ve managed to acquire an XBox controller in the meantime, which should allow me to wreak terrible vengeance level the playing field with JPH in the next episode.

I don’t actually know why I went for poison. Lightning is clearly the cooler element, and you could make a case that ice is the cooler element, doi hoi hoi. But I made a choice and I’m sticking with it. Will this cause me to sour on the game prematurely? Time will tell. But probably not.

JPH’s words of wisdom accompanying this very same video are here.


  1. What *is* your accent? I’ve tried to figure it out but I just can’t. I’m not a native English speaker, so I guess that’s one of the main reasons for my failure in comprehension.

    Anyways, fun stuff!

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