In the previous installment of How To Make Friends And Cast Spells At People, I declared war on Elpiritster the Eternal, then proceeded to blitz-conquer his nearest city of Doomford. While reinforcing said city and mopping up the remains of his vanguard, I made the interesting discovery that Elpiritster’s capital, Elfbush, was just around the corner. This immediately changed the war prospects from ‘long, drawn-out city hopping slow’ to ‘I can probably win this entire thing in a dozen turns or so’.
So, this episode, I will attempt to do just that.